I'd like to stay because if we weren't friends any more, than I couldn't share stories with my mom and girlfriend about "the Australian lesbians." Seriously. This sounds totally dorky, but it's the easiest way for them to remember who I'm talking about.

Anyway, I actually do tell them about the quilting and gluten free cooking. Because you're my online friend, but I actually really like you as a real person as well, and if I ever visit Australia, I'd love to meet in person. I promise I'm not a serial killer (...mostly).